Great Truths About Life That
Little Children Have Learned

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

7. Don't sneeze when someone in cutting your hair.

8. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a breath mint.

9. School lunches stick to the wall.

10. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

Lists of this kind usually seem a little sappy to me, but I like this one as published in Ann Landers.